J Lo Attempts to Be Relevant by Wearing a Poor Replica of Her Most Controversial Dress

Bo-rrrrrring!!!

Dear Kate, you've been killing it with your recent magazine covers but this look is boring! Its a plain silhouette in the most boring color and the only thing spicing it up is the overpriced diamond keychain hanging around your belt. I'm going to do you a favor and pretend like it never happen and trust that you'll do better for the Oscars. In return, you should dedicate the Oscar to me. Then mail it over. And not be mad when you see it on ebay.

Jenna Fischer Needs to Hire A Stylist

Jenna, you are on my absolute favorite show so it pains me to say this - that dress is hideous. Ok, not hideous if you're wearing it to a bridal shower but for the Golden Globes - Oscar's younger sibling? You might as well have draped your grandmother's curtains. I know, I know, you're going for that boho-chic look but leave it to the Olson twins and try glam - you can only go up.