Have You Heard Anything More Absurd?

Gwenyth Palthrow has announced that she is coming out with a cookbook. That woman is as thick as my arms and has gone on record of being on a macrobiotic diet. What is a macrobiotic diet? Pretty much all your can eat is water and bark. Who's going to want her recipes? They're probably all the same... two cups of water with a dash of air and a sprinkle of diet pills. Deeeee-lish.